Everyone expects the most dangerous weapons to be the obvious ones: Guns, Daggers, Samurai swords, Rocket launchers, America's nuclear bombs...etc etc. However what everyone should REALLY be scared of, is the weapons that nobody thinks of. For all those who have ever used a tea towel, dishcloth or towel. You will know that each and every one is really a perilous and terrifying weapon to only be used by true masters of the art of towel whipping.