Goldilocks and the Three Bears has four basic characters, each has a clearly defined role in the fairy tale: * Goldilocks, a carefree young man (a bottom) of great beauty, but limited reasoning capabilities who stumbles upon the household of the Three Bears; * Daddy Bear, the senior bear of the Bear clan who is definitely a raunchy “top”; * Otter Bear (meaning Mother in old German) the second bear in the clan who normally prefers to bottom, decorate the house and work in the garden; * Cub the youngest of the bears, and a versa-bottom and also goes by the name of “Houseboi”.