Darth Bob, born Bob, was a man of few words, all of which were unintelligent nonsense, and brother to Elmo. Like many young boys Bob was born. At a young age, Bob's parents took the boys to meet the highly feared Sith Lord, Darth Fellatio. However, upon meeting the man, Bob gained crabs, forcing the parents of the young boys to shave all of the fur off of his skin. Just weeks later, Bob was dropped off at the door of a slaughterhouse, never to speak to his parents again.