Junichiro Koizumi (Japanese: 御母様 Koizumi Jun'ichirō, born January 8, 1942) is the current Dear Mother of Japan (the prefix of "Hello" was recently added to the title under the suggestion of Super SD Chief Cabinet Secretary Hosoda). He was born Junichiro Mashirito in a small village island off the coast of Okinawa called Penguin Village. Since he was a little child, he has demonstrated his innate ability to perform evil through the wonder of Science. Soon, he was known as Dr. Mashirito, feared Mad Scientist of Penguin Village. Many comment that he has archetypal Asian looks but he is actually a cyborg, his only remaining humanity being his waftiest hairstyle. Soon he realised that Penguin Village is too small for him, so he left for the Japanese mainland, and joined Japan's ruling Liberal D