A group of snails slowly approaches a mysterious purple object. One of the snails begins to sneeze. The others follow suit. Soon, every single snail in the area is sneezing, as the purple object shimmers in the gloom of the sea bottom. Slowly, the sneezing snails make their way towards the surface of the earth. Leap. A man is in a submarine. He has heard radio singles coming from the bottom of the ocean. That isn't supposed to happen. He's hear to find out why he's been picking up signals. His calculator tries to kill him, but he smashes it. Hands. Feet. A doorknob. A spleen. Babies flying. Meatloaf.