The episode starts with Tinky winky walking around with his bag.Tinky Winky shows his bag to Dipsy.Tinky hits dipsy with his bag. Then Dipsy punches tinky straight in the face. Tinky winky continues walking around with his red bag. Suddenly, He notices a button on the right corner of the bag. He presses it and it magically comes to life. It then assassinates Tinky Winky.Then it grows legs so it can walk. Dipsy is eating some Dipsy Doodles and Pie when the walking bag comes in and kills him. Meanwhile, Russian Bombers are talking to each other about how Teletubby Land is crime-filled and don't like their evil little place, so they decide to bomb the place.