Perform an expression perfectly (in the green) while playing with another player. you will need: A friend. To make a friend you must: * Go into the real world * Greet new faces in a friendly and sociable manner. * Politely discuss and/or make small talk to find common ground and shared interests. * Rinse and repeat steps 2-3 until someone with similar interests is found. * Have the said person follow you. * Lead said person into a dark alley. * Bludgeon said person, or otherwise knock them unconscious. * Bring them back home and force them to play video games against their will. * ???? * Profit.