. A UNSC Frigate is a Human spaceship (therefore it sucks) that was intended to be an effective combat asset. It failed miserably at all the roles it was meant to fill, even if on a suicide mission, playing slayer, or just getting food from Burger Freak. It is PWNed by everything the xenophobic, testicle-chinned freaks has and almost everything the puny, wimpy humans ever had. It has a trunk big enough to hold a fleet of Tanks, Warthogs, and Mongooses combined with enough room left over for 100 Elephants and several whore houses. This is the Hummer of the future, so start saving up for one today (estimated price about $100,000,000). Prices have recently been reduced to $50 due to the Frigate's failure. It's more like a Ford. Trade that clunker in for something better.