My name is Gearwicket. One Christmas morning several gnomes and I ventured through the perilous lands of Darkshore. Through rabid animals and slithering Naga we finally reached our destination, the dancing troll village of Darkshore. There, I made my home among the trolls and married Muthara, and boy, can she cook! Never understood a single word she said, but we always have a mighty fine time! Joy to the world, peace out!