Plot: Brian learns that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married, and he is not invited to her wedding. That, however, does not stop him from meeting her fiancé Derek, who turns out to be the perfect man in every aspect. While drowning his sorrows at a bar, he meets and hooks up with Lauren Conrad, the star of The Hills. Stewie learns of their relationship and leaks the news onto the Internet, and soon the media begins raving about it. Unable to handle being depicted in the media with who he determines to be a famous dumb blonde, Brian attempts to break up with Lauren, only to discover she is one of the most intelligent people he has ever known—well-educated, articulate, and quite accomplished—even more so than he is, a fact which displeases him and causes him to compare himself to Jil