The bear flag revolt was an incident in 1959 in which several bears rampaged through several southern cities in an attempt to ban flag burning. Thier attempt was largely unsuccessful, due mostly in part to the light saber skills of Stephen Colbert. Several casualties of the bear flag revolt include: * New York Intellectuals * Men With Beards * California's 50th District * Heather Clark * Bowtie Pasta * Owls * CNN en Español * Screw-Cap Wines * The Cast of Friends