Aspartamay: You maggot, you fool, know you not what you say prepare to be PWNED by Aspartama-ay! Aruthor: You look like you're hungry so taste the blade of A-ru-thor! Aspartamay: Your blood it will boil, your flesh I shall burn it, it's eternal damnation, but I guess that you've earned it. Aruthor: You will beg for mer-cy when I own you in the FACE! Aspartamay: I'll thrust my sword through your lily white gullet! You look like a troll with a chambermaid's mullet! Aruthor: You em-an-ate a stench so foul, that when you're near it makes me HOWL! Aspartamay: I'll kick thee in thy kidney!