Bumblefuck University was founded in 1887 by Dr. Robert Bumblefuck (1883-1968) as a tax laundering scheme for the high profitable Canadians trade and over the years BFU has moved from strength to, well somewhere else. Admission is based on gullability and birth sign: strictly no water signs (the slogan is "Pisces piss off, Cancer come on in"). They are happy to accept applications from anyone who didn't understand the television expose or foreign countries that don't receive CNN. BFU's unique combination of intimidation, low academic standards and poor hygiene has not been tried so boldly in other Americian universities but has attracted much acclaim from African prison services.