Note from writers: Please note that we do not obey the laws of time or space. (Or the laws of gravity. Weee! (jumps in the air and floats) ) Also, please leave comments on the talkpage, and rate this comedy! Mosswhisker: Hi, and welcome to our newest smoof! I— (Ravenpaw and Barley step up) Barley: I’m sorry ma’am, but if you’ll please come with us. Mosswhisker: Why? Barley: You’re being arrested along with Mousewhisker. The two of you are being charged with fraud. Mosswhisker: What!?! Ravenpaw: Sorry, but that’s the way it is. (Begins to drag away) Stealthfire: Hi, Moss! Mosswhisker: (Attempts to maul)