He has a bunch of forgettable powers, an empire he rarely mentions unless he is going on war, a personal army of ambiguous funds that sits around and does nothing until it is called, a brainwashed anime girl wife who tolerates him for some reason, an unrealistic and depressing sense of importance, a bunch of universes under his possession of questionable security, a bunch of unoriginal forms, an unrealistically big (even for fantasy standards) amount of skills, a whole lot of psychological diseases to justify him acting like a total jerk, a dark past in case the latter doesn't convince anyone, and many, many more. He is friends with Weegee, Malleo, Awheeo, Pureegee. He doesn't have enemies because they're all DEAD.