It was Mario who discovered that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. However a spoonful of Mario is far more potent. Whether a spoonful of sugar helps Mario go down remains to be discovered. Mario is as Mario does. Mario does not own a stove, oven, aga or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. You can lead Mario to water but you can't make him drink until he has done a full risk assessment and water analysis. Mario can make an omlette without breaking any eggs. Mario once made a silk purse out of a sows ear. Time and tide wait for no man.