The Woman With Hair But No Beard is a villainess that first appears in The Slippery Slope. She has an "aura of menace" that even frightens Count Olaf, and Lemony refuses to write down her name. She is described as having a low, deep voice. She and The Man With a Beard But No Hair started the fire that destroyed the V.F.D. Headquarters in the Mortmain Mountains. She returns in The Penultimate Peril, as a High Judge in the Baudelaires trial. It is unknown if she survived the Hotel Denouement Fire. Her exact relationship with The Man With a Beard But No Hair is unknown.