[[Category:Season transcripts]] [thonk] [tick] Rarity: [sighs] [sewing machine whirring] Rarity: [humming] [bell ringing] Rarity: [gasps] Was that the Pony Post?! Opalescence: [mewls] Rarity: Oh, it's just you, Opal. Opalescence: [mewls] Rarity: Ohhh... Every other day he's here like clockwork! Not today! What could possibly be holding him up?! [thonk] Pinkie Pie: [muffled] Strawberry cinnamon cilantro salutations! Rarity: What? Pinkie Pie: What indeed. I bet you're wondering what warrants such a welcome! Well, that welcome is warranted by a pony that whisked up a warm batch of strawberry cinnamon cilantro cupcakes! [thonk] Pinkie Pie: [chomp] That strangely sickening flavor combination sounds just as bad as it tastes. [gulps] Ugh. So I came here to offer yo