Marcus Jacobs is a Jedi Knight living in Chicago, Illinois. Tevin, can you have someone fix my door.—Complaning about a squeaky door. Someone parked a truck in my parking space.—Complaning about a parking ticket. How would you like the boot on your car?—Complaning about having the boot put on his car. Who flattened my tires? Michael and Erik.—The last sraw has been pulled. Why can't the Empire put a leash on its people?—Complaning about the Empire.