Summary: Numbuh 1's father, Mr. Uno, forces him to go fishing. Once in the lake, Mr. Uno is fished by a lonely kid that wants a new father, one that plays the sousaphone. However, his dad was just gone to buy milk. In the end, Mr. Uno tells Numbuh 1 "Nigel.. I think you really need some sousaphone lessons! I mean, did you hear yourself up there?! Either your sharps were flat and your flats were sharp and wobbly, and your fingers were like your positions were like a spider in a windstorm! Eight legs flying everywhere!" Unfortunately, Numbuh 1 hides his head in the lake again.