Since the dawn of the new age, one epic masterpiece has stood alone atop the pinnacle of ingenuity, widespread acclaim, and sheer jollity. No other creation by any competing toddler-supplying conglomerate has ever come near surpassing the quality or fun-loving spirit of the Ride-on Wheelie Turtle. Toytopia, a corporate empire controlled by the Haynes dynasty for centuries, bathes in their profit; quite literally, all of the employees are required to begin each workday by swimming through the designated gymnasium filled with rolls of pennies.