Lithuania has been found. Unluckily. Lithuanians killed one dude that tried to sell them yoghurt which expiration date, was, well, over. * Binary is declared the official language of Feudal Japan. * Predicting the future is officially banned Everywhere except Kenya. * Visual Basic is invented. * Strange man in blue box known only as Physician, along with his Nubian concubine, slain by rampaging band of drunken sports enthusiasts. Blue box never seen again. * Orange box mysteriously emerges. * Gullible removed from dictionary. * "Hey wait a second, I'm looking at a dictionary right here, it wasn't removed from the dictionary" * Kittens are starting to get huffed, but a national shortage of Pussies is stopping that. * Your Mum abandons you on the stree