Dr. Colbert is high on the McCain thing * Huckabee is taking votes away from Romney * A vote for Huckabee is a vote for John McCain * actually a vote for Huckabee is a vote for Dr. Colbert (transitive property of Huckabee) * Dr. Colbert is John McCain * Dr. Colbert is a war hero * their wife is a looker Dr. Colbert's Jewish Friend interrupted again * disputes Stephen's creation of Huckabee * John claims to be McCain * Dr. Colbert's Irish Friend makes an unscheduled appearance * repeated his hollow threat of ass-kicking