Superman was, is, and will always be the second biggest commie on Earth-X. We say second biggest them Yanks can't keep keep up with the Commietude of some Russians. Superman can beat anybody up, ever, except for the Hulk who is green, just like kryptonite.....or something. He was beating people up dressed in spandex while your grandpa was still in diapers. And anybody who says different is selling something. Or thats what they tell you. The truth is that Kal El is a Communist. Infact, Kal-El doesn't exist, but you'll learn about that later. We're here to tell you the truth.