Mr. Dink is a member of the Barney Bunch. Despite many claims by Doug Funnie being the true faggot of Bluffington, Mr. Dink is the true faggot of Bluffington. Mr. Dink is also a motherfucking pedophile and he fucks Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine in the ass every single day, and they obviously enjoy it. He also spends a lot of his money on very expensive things, mostly extremely valuable dildis that are plated in gold and diamonds.