It is true that coal miners were not the best of people. Sure, they could do better things. There were millions of wonderful jobs out there, and most of them paid quite well. But these miners did not want to make vast amounts of money doing nothing. They wanted to lead themselves to an early grave and getting wages that would make a rat laugh. However, there was a contradiction. Mickey Mouse was that...um... mouse. He was rescued by Walt Disney's private Vigilante Committee, the "D.W.A.R.F.S. ( Doctors with animals reading for smoothie....hmmm...)" and taken to Burbank, California, then known as the Nasty Convenience Store of America.