Many people have guessed at what this word means. Here are some of the incorrect guesses: * My personal guess is when your lipstick goes hard and solidifies and doesn't spread properly. The selfish bastard. * I once met a guy who thought it meant "green" * Many Kuala Lumparfgfgdans worship it as a god. Actually, three gods. And three Kuala Lumpaisodurandurans. * Stephen Fry can suck his own cock. I mean, Stephen Fry can suck his own cock, I've had it with him. He's so selfish! * It kinda sounds like "solicitors" until that mental P jumps in and throws a spanner in the works. That selfish prick. * Many Koala Lumps worship it as a superior, benign tumour. * You can catch it off of swans in Dorset. And Ukraine. * I was once told pulling on it guarantees death.