Vaxachub is a pill from Prescott Pharmaceuticals for Erectile Dysfunction. It is the only virility aid recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. and made entirely from powdered mice. Side effects may include: * Mild kidney explosions * Testicular cranberrying * Rectal hallucinations If you have an erection for longer than four hours, thank Dr. Colbert. There are also ongoing, and as of yet, undenied rumors that Vaxachub causes sterility.