Lachluger is a drunk found in the Red Sheaf Inn. First time you speak to him he misquotes Monty Python; The second time you speak to him he's singing a song by Tragically Hip; ...(belch) The third time you speak to him he sings a song that is to be sung in the tune of Miss Susie; Finally, when you speak to him for the fourth time, he says; Aftwerwads he goes upstairs and vanish from the game.