Be the tale set in 1300s Scotland or 1840s Cardiff, appropriately "old-fashioned" English shalt is based on the archaic King James Bible. The formula is simple: addeth "-eth" and "-est" to random verbs, scattereth silent Es like the leaves of autumne, bandyeth about the words "thee", "thou", "thine", "doth", "hast", and "forsooth", reverseth every other occasion thine noun-verb order, and strewth, thou doth be the next Billy Shakespeare! A quick reference to medieval pronouns: * Thou, Thee, and Archaic Grammar * Language at Life in Elizabethan England: A Compendium of Common Knowledge