It happened. It finally happened. That one thing we always feared, only worse. I don't know how much news of this has gotten out of the of the UK, but you all need to know. I'll start at the beginning, or, what I assume to be the beginning. It started a week ago, I was watching the news, and the headlines mentioned something about a satellite crash landing in Scotland. I thought this was interesting, so I watched, in the hopes of it being interesting, and I'm glad I did. Oh, how wrong I was!