1. They say 'worse things happen at sea.' This is beacause Mario is often not consulted on aquatic health and safety. 2. The internet is Mario's MySpace. 3. Mario's breath fuels all the rockets on all space craft. 4. Mario thinks rehab is for quitters. 5. Mario eats his greens (and the odd fairway). 6. The London Eye is made from one of Mario's old cock-rings. 7. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Mario fight. 8. Mario is the only person EVER to tell Mr T to 'quit his jibba jabba.' 9. Mario can strike a match on a bar of soap.