Let's face it - there aren't many guys who have risen from the lower levels of sanitation engineering to the prominent position of galactic hero, but if I do say so myself, I've handled fame well. I started out my career in Space Quest I: The Sarien Encounter with a highly responsible position in the custodial department aboard the scientific research vessel, Arcada. When the ship was invaded by slimy Sariens, I singlehandedly saved the top-secret Star Generator project from being turned to destructive purposes. For that bit of daring I was awarded the Order of the Golden Mop. After that, I kind of thought my life would get back to normal again, but little did I know that I had attracted the attention of the evil being responsible for the Sarien invasion, the large and thourougly unpleasan