3 Question Interview with Guthix Interviewer: Hello, last time on our show, we interviewed a very powerful god. Today we will interview another powerful god; GUTHIX! Audience: (Gasps) Guthix: My life is a pool of liquid camel dung… Interviewer: Now that you are here, we will interview you. First question, like always, what are your favorite colours Guthix: I despise all colours equally. I can’t answer that question Interviewer: Well, you look very green and cyan-y today. Are those your favorite colours? Guthix: What I look like has nothing to do with my personality. You stink for thinking that way.