The University of Nottingham was formerly situated in the very heart of Sherwood Forest, but, naturally trainee lumberjacks need targets and it is now surrounded by a very different kind of jungle; the urban jungle. The University has come under fire in modern times from lefties, for being at the heart of the genocide of Sherwood trees. However, lefties are unsure whom they would prosecute and whether the charges would be genocide or ethnic cleansing and so, much like other hippy organisations (see UN) nothing has been done or likely will. Ever. It is also said that the University of Nottingham is protected by ‘the Man’ and so even were the lefties to prosecute, the University would be cleared of all charges.