Richard the Lion-Hearted was the only British King to use his GUTS instead of his brain to spread freedom and combat many infidels. To help his mission, he undertook a Lion heart transplant. His motto was "Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself — Unless he's Muslim." He was a master of disguise, at any given time taking on the appearance of Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, or a talking lion in order to confound his enemies. He and the King of France were constant companions and camping buddies.