Doctor: We have a sick patient. He's been lit on fire. Nurse: Where is he? Doctor: In my pocket. The doctor reaches into his pocket and pulls out a splinter of wood. Nurse: What's thaT? Doctor: The patient. Nurse: It looks like a burnt popsical stick. Doctor: Oh, that's because it is. *Ambient jamaican music plays in the background* Nurse: What music is this? Doctor: Lovely, isn't it? Let's take off our clothes. Nurse: I'm naked already. Doctor: No! You're wearing clothes. Nurse: No, my skin has a deformity that is shaped like clothes. *Window breaks* And ended up in the hospital.