It all started one day back in those decadent and debauched days known simply as “the eighties.” Back then our most esteemed Bishop was known simply as Brian Tamaki. Brian and his ever faithful wife Hannah were living in Rotorua and were just a couple of plain, average salt of the earth working class New Zealanders with modest aspirations of dominating the homosexual adult video industry. It was the beginning of the greatest Christian mission effort since The Spanish Inquisition. The Tamakis were on their way.