Spud's Spud Emporium is a fast-food restaurant in Haven, the Lower Elements. It is somewhat popular, though it doesn't have good food. The milkshakes are lumpy and the meat is not to be trusted. The burgers are usually rubbery and the fries greasy. It is mentioned briefly in Artemis Fowl, when Holly goes to Police Plaza. There was a riot outside the restaurant, and Corporal Newt is trying to sort it out.