FIREDYSLEXIMATICAVOLCANINUCLEOSIS!!!! Is the hit film by Roger Pathaway, the man who destroyed the Bionic Eye of the 23 Regiment. In the film, the character Philly, a southnorthern eyelash in the midst of a purple desert is fighting a fierce battle between the FIREDYSLEXIMATICA and the VOLCAN. The VOLCAN, which stands for "Volitile Open Lake Crater After Noon," is purging the country side with it's destructive INUCLEOSUS! Can Philly destroy the VOLCAN and save he/she/it's purple desert from a destructive INUCLEOSUS!? The Power, is YOURS!