Are you feeling down on your luck? Do you feel empty inside? Maybe there’s something missing from your life? Well, don’t turn your back on happiness, let Gud fill that void. What? You haven’t heard of Guddism? Well, it’s pretty much the best religion ever. OK. You know how God created the world in seven days, right? Gud could have done it in three. You know how Jesus split bread to feed an army and turned water into wine? Gud just put this cake in my pocket. Mmmm, that’s good cake. Do you like cake? If you do then Guddism’s definitely the right religion for you.