The Nostalgia Chick: [holding her dog; singsongy] I have a puppy! Todd: [at computer] No! Nostalgia Chick: Oh, come on! We belong together! Todd: No, I belong with my one true love...Lupa. Obscurus Lupa: I would rather drink a bucket of nails than go out with you, you weirdo! Nostalgia Chick: Yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho! [Lupa facepalms.] Todd, do you ever think your standards are too high? You know, you could give love a chance. We belong together! It would be the greatest love story ever written... for the Internet. Nostalgia Chick: [heart-struck whispering] You're so talented!