It's good to be bad? Think again. Despite what certain morally ambiguous personages would have you believe, being Evil isn't necessarily all it's cracked up to be. It can destroy you, your Soul, and everyone you love and care about. Sure, evil may be temporarily satisfying, and man, it sure bakes good cookies, but cookies are unhealthy and fattening, and once those cookies are gone, what do you have left once you've given up everything just for that tasty, tasty murder, uh, I mean treat... Examples of Being Evil Sucks include: