Flower crabs are a past race sworn to destroy all of humanity by the year 2008 24th December in a bid to end Christmas forever.... Flower crabs are associated with grues and anti-grues and have been known to eat a few for breakfast, which causes them to explode in an explosion destroying the earth. (Obviously, they haven't done it yet.) Flower crabs are a sub-species of crabs and flowers. The pollen lands on the crab's eye creating severe irritation and puffinessness, and the eye drops off, spawning a flower crab. FLOWER CRABS HAVE A TENDENCY TO LOOK LIKE A CRAB AND SMELL LIKE FLOWERS!