Just go home and slit yourself open. With a steak knife Take a train toward Toronto and fall off a building Take a walk up the stairs and drop yourself a few flights Get a cell phone and freeze, maybe you should learn how to tell people things without killing yourself. Or just don't tell anyone anything I'll dump my drunk self into the river. I'll never get out. A walk never taken. Suicidal ideaism, that's all it is Tie a noose and hang yourself over a pink or purple cupcake. Not my idea, but it'll do Grab the throat and never let go. Except do. Not my idea, but it'll do