Das Umlautmonster (also called das Umlautungeheuer) is a shady Figure, it behind Cupboards and Bookcases lurks. It is of cruel, wicked, pedant, and sadistic Natur. It nasty Fangs has and two huge, dot-like Eyes above its enormous, wide Mouth hover. The Umlautmonster feeds on the Bodyparts of People who Mistakes in Germangrammar make. It can also very mad at you become if you merely any single Noun in a Sentence to capitalize forget. Remember Word Order! If Man Mistakes in Word Order makes, the Umlautmonster two Bodyparts instead of one consume will.