Alex shared stories of getting bullied by musical theater nerds. Kelly talked about games of Gay Chicken. Alex showed a Pile video of two guys blowing on a piece of pipe, and Kelly insisted that it was a real sport. She challenged Alex to a pipe-blowing competition, officiated by Joey. They split the first two rounds because each of them cheated. Then Alex bit into an onion to give himself a bad-breath advantage, but it didn't work because Alex was wretching from the onion. Alex showed and commented on the Jackson Hole Town Square livestream. Then he showed off live footage from around the Attack office. A murderer kept killing people on camera and Eddie kept stealing their pizza and eating it vertically. The murderer was unmasked as Los!