The fifth meal of the day for hobbits. Dedicated to the mass consumption of tea, a drink known to be the exact opposite of milk, making it a wholy desirable beverage and, thus, making Afternoon Tea a great (or the greatest) meal of the day. Takes place after Luncheon, but before Dinner. People who play the English sport of cricket also participate in Afternoon Tea, but only during those nutty 5 day long test matches.