It all started in the year 2001 when school officials needed some sort of new torture for students because plain old bondage was getting boring. Tony Blair Ponce Hitler III had decided to rid the land of teenagers because they couldn't vote and didn't pay taxes. So GCSEs were a sort of slow form of genocide. When King Adolf Tony Blair Ponce Hitler III died from an acute moustache arrest in 2007 his joint successors, Bored and Gown, continued the torture of GCSEs in his memory. translation for americans FUCK OFF