(Saying running commentary in the style of Rob Schneider) * "The Pete-Meister, Mr. Rabble-Rouser! Passing the puck over to Jessie-Roonie, the Enforcer!" * Peter falls down * "Ouch! That hurt! Oh, it's the Connie-Meister..." * Connie shoves Averman down * "...the Velvet Hammer." (In first hockey game under Coach Bombay)